Writing Prompt

Again, a piece I wrote to a prompt from my online writers group. It's a bit 'silly' and that's okay, lol. Silly can be good some days. The writing prompt is 'If I had six arms I would...".

If I had six arms I would.... finally get everything done that needs doing around here. I'd get my house cleaned up, and my computer work done (there are currently 2217 unread emails in the inbox). I would also get my truck clean, inside and out. Heck, I could drive down the road with 2 hands on the steering wheel, one on the gearshift and the other 3 cleaning the inside of the truck and washing the inside of the windshield. 6 arms would also help with doing yard work. Wow, the possibilities are endless.

And just think, when finally I find my 'perfect for me man', how much pleasure I could give him if I had 6 arms. Yes, I could cook for him in so much more creative ways than the average gal could... and the massages I could give him. If he decided to leave me, six arms would come in handy for then too.... I'd hold him tight while tying him up. Hmmmm.

If only I had six arms.