I enjoy a good quote!
Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate. Lie down, you hot bitch." ~Joan Rivers
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. ~Erma Bombeck
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.
I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on.
The trouble with living alone is that it's always your turn to do the dishes.
There was no need to do any housework at all.
We labor to make a house a home, then every time we're expecting visitors, we rush to turn it back into a house. ~Robert Brault
I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby.