Monday, September 28, 2009

Laugh 26

A smile is a sign of joy.
A hug is a sign of love.
A laugh is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me…??
Shit, that's just a sign of good taste!

The above is an email a friend just sent me. I crossed out the 'bad' word to keep this child friendly here.
:^ )

Seniors on a Little Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.

All the way back, the husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his wife relentlesslessy during the entire return drive. The more he chided her -- the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up. To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her:

"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"

This is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one
unstable person to show you care.

Well ... my job is done. Your turn.

[It seems I keep meeting guys named Bob, I'm sure this old geezer was likely another Bob. Must be a
Bob revolution happening! ;^) ]

1 comment:

Print Brochures | said...

I love all the jokes. It is good for my health heheheheheheheheheh.