Today, Morgen (a.k.a. Mo) at It's A Blog Eat Blog World, has given us the word 1000 or one thousand to post about and have some fun with for his Manic Monday Meme (or Challenge, if you prefer). With my recent schedule I'd all but forgotten about Manic Monday for this week, then was reading the emails I got today and 'Walla'! So I had to post what reminded me to post, haha.
Retirement Planning
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer/wine one year ago, drank all the beer/wine, then turned in the cans/bottles for the aluminium recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to Drink heavily and recycle.
Let people you care about know...
And tell them to Start Now!!!
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Have an awesomely happy week, everyone!
Have an awesomely happy week, everyone!
10 comments:
Hahaha ! that's the best advice I have read so far lately !!
*LOL*
Does it work for coke cans, too?
Happy MM!
Alice, fantastic! Very, very funny! You rival Matt-man in funnyness! I have to show this to my husband!
LOL! How true!
If you're in Michigan, you can turn in your empty beer cans for a 10 cent bottle deposit refund, so you might even make more than the $214!
I love your perspective. Go Green!
Bwahahahahaha. Now your talking. Bwahahahahaha. Excellent. Have a great MM. :)
interesting! ha ha ha
smiles, bee
xoxoxoxoxo
HA! That's funny!
Happy MM!
Someone (wink) sent me this in an e-mail today. :)
Great post. Thanks for the smile.
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