Checked my email before heading off to bed and got one more that I just have to share. My apologies to any blonds out there.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
6 comments:
Blonde jokes will be around forever!
Thanks for dropping by my place.
loved this and your friday funnies too, I seem to be catching up on a lot here, didn't realise I hadn't been by for a couple of days, its the cold, my synapses are frozen up. . . .
Ha, very funny! Blonde jokes are great - even for us blondes!!! They make me feel soooooooo smart :)
I'm glad you all liked the jokes. Gotta love humor, hahaha.
that's a funny blonde joke, but the one i really enjoyed reading was the one about the show and tell birthing.
that was a hoot. btw, i used to believe that babies must have a wardrobe in their mummy's bellies since they always came out dressed.
..:)
Hooray, one I've never heard before, lol! This was great, thanks for the laugh :)
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