Old Harold in the Hospital

Here is another joke from cousin Helen... Hey Tim, this one made me think of you :o)

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital.
There was one young nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he
was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of
voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we
ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?"

Old Harold had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, Old Harold took the apple juice off the
tray and put it in his bed side stand.

Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So…..you know where the juice went! The nurse came in a
little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My,
it seems we are a little cloudy today..."

At this, Old Harold snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll just run
it through again.

The nurse fainted! And Old Harold just smiled!

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!