A woman's husband dies. He had $30,000 to his name.
After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery,
she tells her closest friend that there is none of the $30,000 left.
The friend says, "How can that be?
The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And
of course I made a donation to the church. That was $500,
and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks,
you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."
The friend says, "$22,500 for the memorial stone?
My God, how big is it?"
The widow says, "Three carats."