Monday, March 05, 2007

Manic Monday

Every Friday, Morgen at It's A Blog Eats Blog World posts a word for everyone (who chooses to join in with the Manic Monday meme) to post about on the following Monday. This week, the word is Blow. Blow, blown, blowing, blew are all good.

This is an old joke, reworked for today's Manic Monday.

Two guys, Joe and Mike, are driving along, down a road miles and miles from nowhere, on their way to a small village near the coast of BC. All of a sudden there’s a big BANG! Smoke comes up from the front of the car, so they drift off to the side of the road and stop. The driver, Joe, pulls the hood release, gets out, lifts the hood and they both look under it.

“Dang, we blew a rod. We have a blown freaking rod!”

Then, for quite some time, they both paced back and forth in the gently blowing wind, saying “What are we going to do? What the heck are we going to do? We’re miles from anywhere. What the freak are we going to do?”

A few hours later they are sitting in the shade of the car, wishing the wind would blow again as it was so hot and still, the only shade was that in which they were sitting. Still they keep wondering, “What the freak are we going to do?” Then suddenly, off in the distance, some miles away, they see a cloud of dust coming towards them.

“We’re saved! Here comes a car.”

Finally the car comes weaving down the road, pulls up beside them with 4 people in it, and comes to a jerky halt beside them. Joe and Mike walk up to the car and, indicating their car with the hood still up, Mike says “Piston broke”.

The driver of the newly arrived car slurs, “ya, show are wee. Hop in”.


Below is a Mr. Linky widget, specially made for Manic Monday. The idea here is to click on it, then leave a link to your blog so others can come read your Manic Monday post. Then you leave a comment here by clicking on Fabulous Feedbacks. Others will do the same at your blog. Also, you go visit other blogs and see their Manic Monday posts by clicking on the links they leave here.

Have fun!

14 comments:

Gattina said...

I thought in the arriving car would be to gangsters who would blow up the head of Joe and Mike then blow up the car, before a tornado came and blow them to heaven !
I love your bathing suit in the sidebar, where did you buy it? Would suit me too !

Lizza said...

Haha! I had to read the punch line out loud before I got the joke.

I hope you have a good week ahead.

Amazing Gracie said...

Very funny!!! Good for a Monday morning.

Crazy Working Mom said...

Bwwwwaaahhhhaaahhaahhaah....
Piston broke! That's a good one! :)
Needed that laugh this morning!
Have a good one.

Lisa Ryan said...

LOL! great joke and take on the word blow.

katherine. said...

clever. sometimes the old ones are the funniest.

Heather in Beautiful BC said...

Hahahaha, how did I survive this many years and never hear that one??? Funny, funny :)

Mo and The Purries said...

Ha! I'd never heard that one before, either!
Ya, show are wee!
Hee Heee :)

cheers,
Manic Mo

The Ramblin Irishman said...

Just blew in from another trip and was happy to see you are still doing your thing. Thanks for the jokes it makes the day brighter.

Anonymous said...

LMAO Good one.


Later Y'all

masgblog said...

mmmm zthat wa-uhs a cute phost..hic
Happy MM

Travis Cody said...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!

Love it!

Liz Hinds said...

Groan, ha ha.

Good to see you dropping in on my blog. Thanks.

clairesgarden said...

ha, I just read this again and finally got the joke!!! funny!!